12.18.2011

The Red M&M


Robert Emerson/ The red M&M

Emerson grew up in a low class trailer park in Mississippi. He is the eldest of 5 children. Vowing to escape the trailer park and make it big in hollywood, he set out for california with his retarded brither jason/ the yellow M&M. Luckily, a new chocolate candy had just came out and he was hired. His success would lead to his brothers and sisters break into the business. Unfortunatly, this would bring to light his incestuious relationship with Jenna, The blue M&M.

2 comments:

annoymouse said...

that could actually make a pretty good movie!

A Beer for the Shower said...

Incest, eh? Maybe that explains all the deadly Red dye #5 hooplah of the early nineties. Poor bugger.