My happy breakfast - How to make an omelette

The most awesome cheese omelette and sausage breakfast ever.

How to make an omelette:

First, get some eggs. You should probably use at least two. Next, you want your filling. You can use cheese, vegetables, meat (often ham), or some combination of the above. Make sure you chop the filling up finely though, because it won't really have much time to cook.

Put some butter in a frying pan and turn it on about medium.

Next, beat the eggs and add a tablespoon or two of milk. The idea being to have "bubbles" of water vapor trapped within the egg when you cook it. If you're really fancy, you can throw in a dash of baking powder to make the omelette even fluffier. Add a little salt n pepper and whatever other seasonings you like (you can go crazy with this if you want...even cinnamon n cloves taste kind good in an omelette).

Pour the egg mixture into the pan and let it cook for about a minute or two. Don't scramble it! Once the bottom is cooked and the top is still watery looking, flip it over with a spatula (CAREFULLY). Don't get freaked if you fuck it up. It takes practice. It should look like a big pancake.

Put your filling in the middle of the "pancake."

Fold one edge of your pancake over the other and make a sandwich out of it. Put a top on the frying pan and let it cook for a couple minutes. Then flip it and repeat.

Don't let the fuckin egg get brown! That means your burning it and it tastes gross that way.

Put it on a plate. Voila