Fried potates

Fried Potatoes. This shit is easy to make.

1.  cut up a potato into cubes.
2. Put some goddamned oil in a fuckin frying pan.
3. Heat the frying pan over medium heat. It works better if you are using a gas range. However, if you're one of those stupid fucks with an electric range, that works too.
4. Once the oil is heated up, carefully place the potatoes into the heated oil. Be careful, because if the potatoes are wet, they will splash oil, and hot oil hurts worse than getting kicked in the nuts by a black woman.
5. Put some pepper on that shit.
6. Cover and cook for approximately 15-25 minutes depending on how brown you like your potatoes. Stir them up often so they get done evenly while they are cooking.
7. Once they are cooked to your satisfaction. Remove the potatoes from the pan, and soak up excess grease.
8. Next, sit your ass down and enjoy your concoction of doom.