1.22.2013

Beer Tuesday: Abita Christmas Ale

If you're interested in tasting an awful beer, look no further than Abita's seasonal Christmas Ale.

I'm not really going to go into the flavor too much, except after drinking one of these pieces of shit I was sorely disappointed and unable to drink any more of them. I almost threw up a little in my mouth about halfway through number one, and used the remainder of the bottle to fertilize my Christmas Tree (and in all honesty I kind of felt bad for my Christmas Tree after I did it). 

On the bright side, the remaining five of these beers get to sit in my fridge for the rest of the year and will demonstrate what a festive Christmas loving person I am. The other idea I have is to go drive around downtown Atlanta and donate them to the first drunk bum I see passed out on the sidewalk.

Christmas Ale? More like Christmas Fail. Please, Abita, stop making this. Use your brewery to make something more productive and stop wasting the space in your brewery to create this garbage. I love Abita just as much as the next guy, but this shit tastes like its made out of recycled Christmas trees.

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