Top google searches are lame

If you've ever been interested in starting a blog and trying to figure out crap to talk about, google trends is a great place to start. You can just give your opinion on all the crap people are searching for. Today, I'm going to discuss the top searches for well, today!

• Kate Walsh - I actually had to google who the fuck she was, and why people were looking her up. She's on some TV shows, basically. Apparently she said some shit about Charlie Sheen on Comedy Central the other night (who cares about Charlie Sheen anymore?). Apparently since she plays a doctor on TV that gives the right to call him an "incredible medical speciman." Like she knows shit about science. NEEEEEEEEEEXT
• dont ask dont tell. This was the military policy that kept gays out. Apparently it has been repealed. I am so excited.
• clemency. As we know, an inmate in Georgia named Troy Davis is scheduled to be executed at 7pm Wednesday. He was denied clemency, and apparently people don't know what the definition is.
• seth macfarlane. Hosted the Charlie Sheen roast. Seriously, WHO CARES ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN.
• Maurice Sendak. Wrote a book called Where the Wild Things Are. Most of us have probably read it. Why are people googling him? I HAVE NO IDEA
• dadt. An acronym for Don't ask don't tell
• William Shatner. Captain Kirk. Charlie Sheen roast crap. He's also Canadian. HAS BEEN
• tucker carlson. Some douche from CNN. did a really crappy story about Palin.
• Chaz bono. Sonny and Cher's ultra weirdo kid. Chick that turned into a fat italian looking dude.