Does anyone remember Bonzi Buddy?

Bonzi Buddy, the scourge of internet 1.0. Seemed pretty lol until you actually installed it and it destroyed your computer and internet connection.

"He will explore the Internet with you as your very own friend and sidekick! He can talk, walk, suck, joke, piss on your toilet seat, search, e-mail, and rape your sister like no other friend you've ever had! Best of all, he's FREE!"

After that, it became quickly apparent that Bonzi Buddy truely existed to suck your soul away and sell it to Satan himself.

The company that created that little purple nightmare went out of business in 2005. Apparently karma caught up with them at some point. However this touched a whole wave of morons from around the world desperately seeking Bonzi Buddy, "Bonzi buddy PLEASE??? does he still excist?"

For the time being, you can still find the Angelfire Bonzi Buddy homepage, and those assholes over at CNet still have it available for download here. Beware of the system requirements though, it requires 16mb of ram and 11mb free on your harddisk (some serious software right there!).