OK, I really have no fucking clue how to "poach" an egg, what "poaching" entails, or what the fuck "poaching" even means. Except like when Robin Hood poached King John's royal deer and the Sheriff of Nottingham got all pissy about it.
However, in my own head I came up with this idea on how to poach an egg.
Step 1: small glass bowl. Break an egg and put it in.
Step 2: put it in the microwave for 2 minutes.
Step 3: dump it out and eat it.
Step 2: put it in the microwave for 2 minutes.
Step 3: dump it out and eat it.
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