Bologna (Pronounced Ba-Lone-E) is a type of sausage.
Baloney...oops, I mean, Bologna, is made of lots of things. Urban legend states that it is made of "Lips and assholes." Unfortunately, it is all the meat waste byproducts associated with the processing of Beef, Turkey, Chicken, Pork, and Cats.
Eating bologna sandwiches is associated with such incurable diseases such as Looking Like an Asshole, Having no Sense of Taste or Texture, and Being Poor. Of course this didn't stop some douchebag over at ehow.com from calling bologna a "delicacy" (Really?).
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