Ahhh...Snooki... I actually don't really watch this garbage but I think she's kinda funny.
"Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience." - Snooki on Fried Pickles.
"I’m not pissed off that they put pickles under my bed as a joke, but I’m pissed off that Mike and Pauly wasted two pickles."
"After I run for president, Deena is going to be vice-president. I would get shit done in this country. The economy would rise, everyone would be tan, and all the radios would play house music." - Snooki on Running For President
"I look over and I see like hair being pulled & all this shit, I'm like oh my god, how do I get in?" - Snooki on Pulling Hair
"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that, cause they're alive when you kill it." - Snooki on Death
"He's like my big brother, I love him. But usually you don't have sex with your big brother." - Snooki on Her Boyfriend
"I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. Obama doesn't have that problem. Obviously." - Snooki on Why She's Going to Vote Republican in the Next Election
"I feel like a pilgrim from the fucking '20s washing this shit in the sink." - Snooki on Washing Dishes
"Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to treat women, and I feel like this is why the lesbian rate is going up in this country." - Snooki on the Rising Lesbian Rate
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