12.23.2011

Is there any way I can make her like other positions?

From the mailbox - A letter from a reader...

My girlfriend and I have started having sex quite frequently lately. However, the only position she likes doing is missionary. She'll fuck in other positions because I want to, but she says any other position hurts her, except sideways, but that doesn't feel as good. Is there any way I can make her like other positions, possibly anal? I just don't wanna waste 10 minutes making her orgasm.


First of all, you are a sick bastard and the problem is probably that you have a crooked penis. If you want my advice, it is to make her cum before penetration then you can pretty much do whatever you want. If you're too goddamn lazy to lick pussy, then buy her a vibrator and let her do the warm up.

And good God don't suggest anal for awhile. If she's not down to try different positions, she definitely won't be down to put your dick in her ass.

My other thought is that she is probably just lazy and lying to you. Women like to lay there comfortably and not do any work.

Also, what the fuck is sideways? Are you retarded?

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