Admiral Thomas Jones aka Cap'n Crunch
A once notoriosly ruthless British admiral in the Royal Navy during the early 1700s. Jones obtained the nickname Cap'n Crunch by torching his captives until their bones would snap. Easily angered, the Cap'ns crew would not be spared from his rage and beatings were a common occurence. After a mutiny, the Cap'n would be thrown overboard and left to die. However, Davy Jones offer a deal to the Cap'n. Today, Crunchs cereal continues to terrorize the roofs of peoples mouths.
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Woah! Awesome I learn something new everyday!
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