Keebler Elves: The group started in the early 70's as your run of the mill cookie factory run by elves in a tree, things soon went sour though. By the 80's the business was failing, people just didn't want a cookie made by elves anymore. With the rise in the drug industry, they converted most of the facility into a drug making monster. In 1988 the elves produced nearly 25% of the drugs in circulation that year. The cookie business soon became a front for the drug operation. The elves saw great success until the law came crushing down on them. Most of the elves sold each other out right away during interrogations. Only a fraction of the elves still maintain the plant, but the cookie business is still alive and well. Rumors have risen that elves still have some of their fortune stashed away and use it when needed. Pictures of keebler elf leader, papa elf, have risen in which he is seen driving a $400,000 sports car with a very young woman. Investigations are still ongoing.
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