An open letter to the bitch that pretends she's the HOA president

I appreciate the fact that you’re sending out newsletters about our neighborhood.

Except I have a couple of complaints:

#1 I remember in your newsletter you said we could call the cops over people parking in the street. Guess what, ITS NOT ILLEGAL TO PARK IN THE STREET.

#2 There’s no fucking HOA in this neighborhood, get over it. You will not extort me for money to mow the lawns.whoever built this neighborhood should have thought of that shit. if the front starts getting out of hand ill mow it myself as a weekend project. CHRIST