I almost crashed my car into Rihanna's forehead last night.

Why is Rihannas forehead so big? Rihanna's forehead is one of those mysteries of life. Rihanna's forehead truely ranks up there with one of the eight wonders of the modern world. Sometimes she covers it up with bangs. She's actually very pretty, but that giant forehead just kills the deal. I wonder if it means she has a larg brain? Or maybe she's prematurely balding?



No, premature balding doesn't explain the giant forehead. Here is a picture of her at 10 years old. Her forehead appears to be even larger. Why is her forehead so damned big?

You could land an airliner on that forehead. It's really not just a forehead, it's a fivehead. I'm tired of looking at her giant fivehead. Why oh why did Chris Brown have to smack her around? The only thing worse than seeing pictures of her fivehead was seeing that fivehead all black and blue.