An open letter from Lousiana to South Carolina, North Carolina, and Virginia

Hey you fags. Louisiana here.

You scared?

I have to ask you guys the same question you guys asked me before/during/after Katrina:

"Why you gotta live in Hurricane territory??? Why are you so dumb??? Of course NOLA gonna be underwater!"

You scared? You have a cat 5 hurricane comin at you! How many bricks you shitting now??

Ohhhh State of Emergency! Cry me a river!