Oxycontin

What is Oxycontin?

Oxycontin is a painkiller. Technically, it's an "opoid analgesic."  It was invented in Germany by mad scientists in 1916. The word "opoid" means its derived from opium which is the same shit heroin comes from. Fun times.


What does oxycontin look like?

Oxycontin is a little white pill.


How is oxycontin abused?

Well, if you believe the FDA, at least 1 million people abuse oxycontin in the US each year. Abuse means they take it non-prescribed. Why? Because that shit gets you high as fuck! In fact, the manufacturer of oxycontin's CEO served prison time for covering up and lying about addiction rates. Just in case you didn't know, the company that manufactures oxycontin is owned by a group of physicians. Lol...they're getting everybody addicted and rolling in the dough, yo.


What are the risks of abusing oxycontin?

Hemorrhoids. Catching AIDs, being a douche, being a redneck, abusing your children, fucking your sister, being homeless, eating mayonnaise sandwiches, gonorrhea, stroke, being arrested, death, being in a motorcycle gang, living in a trailer, paying child support, voting for Mittens Romney, being a whore, having a confederate flag on the back of your car, having all your teeth fall out, going to jail, sucking dicks a lot, being annoying, stealing money from your mom, crashing your car, paying your rent late, being a loser, going to the doctor a lot, being paralyzed from the waist down, having all your hair fall out, dropping out of high school, smoking crack.